2013 Year in Review

I haven't done one of these before, but several of my friends have posted their own yearly reviews over the past few days, so why the heck not?  Let's take a look at good old 2013.  I've had an impressive 12-month stretch.

January -- Back home with family in VA.  Slow, less-than-great start.  Dealt with confusion and depression after returning to Georgia got yanked out from under me in December.  But then... I got accepted to teach in Istanbul!

February -- Got settled in my new life and work in Istanbul, and struggled with discovering the enormity of discipline problems at my school.  Did a fair bit of city sightseeing.

Will always be one of my favorite buildings in the world.

Met some good friends, especially my would-be roommate Rachel. We found our fabulous apartment, but discovered too late that it so happened to be in the most boring neighborhood in the entire city.  So began what would be many nights in.  At the end of the month, I traveled for a long weekend to Izmir and Ephesus.

March -- Continued to face challenges at work.  Discussed possible solutions with both my school and program, and in some classes at least, things began to improve.  Also continued exploring Istanbul a little, but not as much as I should.  Got myself over to beautiful Kadikoy on the Asian side, and celebrated several expat birthdays.  Oh, and I introduced Rachel to Doctor Who, changing our (Istanbul) lives forever. :)

April -- Traveled for a long weekend over to Kadikoy again, and visited The Prince's Islands.  Watched more Doctor Who.  And I think that's pretty much all that happened in April.

May -- On a whim, booked a flight to Egypt.  Freaked out in equal parts joy and terror.  I also traveled to incredible Cappadocia for what would be the highlight of my entire time in Turkey.

At the end of the month, my excellent friend Sarah came to stay with us for nine days, which was the perfect reason/excuse to knock out pretty much all the remaining items on my Istanbul Bucket List.

June -- So Turkey kind of exploded, socially and politically anyway.  Stayed as far away from all that as I could, but it was still rather unsettling.  Meanwhile, my Istanbul adventure was finally drawing to a close!  Said farewell to expat friends Rachel, Mallory, and Sarah, and headed off to Egypt!  Which was, and probably will always be, the best thing that has ever happened to me.  Aswan, Nile cruise, Luxor, Karnak, Valley of the Kings and King Tut's tomb, Cairo, Giza, and Alexandria.  (And yes, I know I still haven't done the pyramid post!  Here's a teaser.)

And then, the day before Egypt exploded, I flew home and only a few short days later found myself holding my brand-new nephew in Pensacola.

June was... not boring to say the least!

July -- Finished up a not-quite month-long stay in Pensacola with Eve, Brad, and Paxton.  Then flew home for three days before roadtripping it up to Pemaquid Lake, Maine.

August -- More Maine!  Lobster and swimming and dockside cocktails.  And one adventure sliding on my ass down a mountain, lost, in a rainstorm.  Good times.  But mostly swimming and cocktails, here:

Eventually tore myself away and drove home to Springfield so I could start to get my future in order.

September -- I was offered a teaching position in Kassel, Germany!  Teaching adults no less!  Accepted (natch), and found myself in Germany less than a week later.

October -- Began teaching, and explored Kassel.  Met some expats.  Began the visa process, which of course included Health Insurance Fun.  Worked.  Wrote lesson plans.  Wrote more lesson plans.  Oh, and TPS Reports, just for laughs.

November -- Worked, rode buses and trams, wrote lesson plans, and completed TPS Reports.  Turned 34 with buffalo wings and good friends.  And the Christmas Market opened in Kassel.

December -- Worked, rode buses and trams, wrote lesson plans, and completed TPS Reports.  Visited the Christmas Market a bunch.  Finally got my work visa!!  And flew HOME on the 20th!!  Had an incredible Christmas with family and NYE with friends.


Not a bad year.  Best yet?  I dunno... Georgia in 2011 and Georgia/backpacking in 2012 are pretty tough contenders for that title as well.  Life has been pretty unequivocally great these past three years or so.  There's no denying that.

And now, what's in store for 2014, you ask?  Well.  My two New Year's Resolutions are to learn German (formally, by taking classes) and to re-establish some kind of health regimen.  With all the excitement, awesomeness, and schnitzel above, this hasn't exactly been a priority for me recently, but now that I actually have something resembling stability (for the moment), I'd like to change that up a little.  Join a gym maybe even?  We will see.

I'd also really like a little more financial solvency, not to mention maybe a slightly better work-life balance here, so there may be some changes on the horizon as well.  Change is good!  It keeps me on my toes and -- always important -- gives me something to blog about.  Stay tuned, lovers.

EDIT:  How could I have forgotten???  Travel goals/plans/wishes for 2014!  They are many, and range from the almost certain to almost impossible, but you never know.  First:  see more of Germany, obvs.  I'm hoping/planning to make a trip in the spring (maybe two weeks), and explore southern Germany -- Munich, Dachau, Schloss Neuschwanstein, down into Salzburg so I get to add another country to my list, and over to Freiburg and the Black Forest.  Need to price it and see about timing, but this is the nebulous hope for now.  My family and several friends have also expressed interest in coming over, so that may be something to look forward to.

Recently I've become obsessed with two enormous travel dreams.  The first is this very expensive cruisetour I found that takes you to all the must-sees in China and all the way into Tibet!  The second is this backpacking dream of hitting the major Mesoamerican ancient sites (with lots in between of course) -- Tikal, Chichen Itza, Teotihuacan, what's left of Tenochtitlan in Mexico City... and eventually, of course, all the way down to Machu Picchu in Peru.  Sadly both of these are rather exponentially out of my budget for now, but isn't it nice to dream?  Who knows, maybe the Travel Channel will see this and sponsor me to go.  Nudge nudge.

Home for the Holidays

December was kind of a blurry rush.  Lots of work, with a fair bit of Christmas Market thrown in.  Two days before I was supposed to fly out, I got the best present that Germany could give me.  My work visa finally arrived!

This was really, really excellent, because without it, there was a possibility that I wouldn't be allowed back into the country come January.  (It's apparently supposed to be 90 days in, 90 days out.)  So this was a giant relief.  And then, December 20th arrived and I said a temporary auf wiedersehen to Kassel and flew home to the sweet suburbs of Washington, DC, where my family (and favorite people) were waiting for me.

The days leading up to Christmas were like a nonstop whirlwind.  My parents held an open house wine-and-cheese party two days after I arrived.  I wrapped presents, played with my nephew, told Germany stories (the few that I have so far), and made food, ate food, and cleaned up food.

Christmas Eve for my family is always very special.  We have a lot of traditions that need attending to, and this requires some serious time management!  This year, my sister and I also managed to make a veritable army of Christmas cookies.

In the late afternoon, we open our stockings.

Stockings for us have become rather more epic than what might be considered usual, because of my father's "Stocking Quest", which he began way back when we were kids.  We haven't had a Stocking Quest in several years, since we've not been able to all be together.  But this year, of course my Dad couldn't resist and the Stocking Quest was reborn!  And just what is a Stocking Quest?  It's a giant scavenger hunt, and it begins with a riddle in the form of a poem, hidden in the toe of our stocking.  This year's first riddle was written in the style of the Scottish poem, "Twa Corbies".

‘In behint yon auld stone dyke
I wot a spot for something they’d like;
And naebody kens that it lies there
Save us, the creeping jenny and three hearts laid bare.’

Take thee out to the dark and dare
To descend to the realm of the chipmunk and hare.

So off we went into the backyard to find the next riddle (and gift that was hidden along with it) and so on.  The second riddle took its inspiration from none other than J.R.R. Tolkien.

Prizes for the young ones under the sky,
Some for the air lord in his cloud halls on high,
Many for the ladies, sweet as pie,
One for the little man of peace, by and by,
In the Land of Squirrels where the Shadows lie. 

One Ring to lead you to them, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring you to them and in the darkness light them. 

From north to south the pendulum seat carves its arc,
It is to the east that you must go, in the dark.

It goes without saying that the whole family always has a complete ball with this.  There's a lot of laughing and charging around.  And it makes for a very memorable Christmas Eve!

One of our more recent traditions is that after dinner (Mom made amazing steaks!),  we visit our neighbors across the street for wine and dessert.  And then, when we come home, Dad reads Truman Capote's "A Christmas Memory".  I've linked to this before (probably last Christmas), but it is just the sweetest story, and we all get weepy at the good parts (except my brother-in-law, who thinks we're a little weird).  The Stocking Quest is good romping fun and makes Christmas Eve epic, but the fact is that the evening simply would not be Christmas Eve without my father reading this story.  And finally, the rest of the family tromped off to bed and I looked through our Christmas in America coffee table picture book, one of my own private little Christmas Eve traditions.

After all of that, Christmas morning and day is pretty damn chill. :)  Personally, I always consider Christmas to be a success if I get to stay in my pajamas all day.  Everyone takes their time waking up and getting settled, and then we open presents.

After all that, and breakfast, and cleanup, I took a nap and I think other people took walks and/or made Christmas crafts.  In the evening there was dinner:  turkey with gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, string bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, and roasted winter vegetables.  Amazing.  

And that, pretty much, was Christmas.  The only thing I wish we had done was take a picture of all six of us!!  Oh well.  If that's the only thing that went wrong I think we can still call it a pretty unqualified success.  It was fantastic to have everyone together for our favorite holiday.  As always, I feel very blessed!

Post-Christmas, things calmed down.  Eve and her family went back to Pensacola, and the folks and I spent two days not doing much of anything.  I even made banana daiquiris one afternoon which they both shared with me!  It was really nice to have some unwinding time after the frenetic happy chaos of Christmas.

New Year's Eve rolled around, and a friend of mine came to stay from out of state.  We visited a couple wineries, watched some hockey, and generally caught up.  It was great to see him.  To ring in 2014, we got dolled up and headed to this truly incredible NYE party that some friends in Gainesville throw every year.  This year, the theme was 1920's Mardi Gras, and they outdid themselves!

 

Midnight toast

Beer Pong in the basement's "jazz club"

 And -- I flew home on the 3rd.  An amazing thank you to everyone -- family, friends, Whole Foods cashiers, that made this holiday one of the best I can remember.

To all of you out there in internet-land, I hope you were able to spend a few happy and peaceful days with your loved ones as well.  Here's to 2014!

Kassel's Christmas Market

A few of you might have noticed the most recent blog post (before this one) that was up for about five minutes, and then not.  Entitled "Big Girl Job (?)", it was a very honest assessment of my life and work here so far, and after a moment of reflection I considered that mayhaps it was a touch too honest.  Anyway, I took it down, and it's being vetted by my Editors (my parents).  Hopefully it, or some version of it, will see the light of day again very soon.

In the meantime, let's talk about the best thing about Kassel these days -- The Christmas Market!!!

The Christmas Market opened at 11:00 AM on November 25, covering Kassel's Konigsplatz and Friedrichplatz, and as it happened I was walking right through Konigsplatz at 11:30 on my way back from a morning class.

I was supposed to be heading home for the ubiquitous lesson plan and also a much-needed trip to the laundromat, but on this day neither of these things got accomplished as I found myself wandering around, completely enchanted, for an hour and a half.  And then it started to snow!!

I'd been looking forward to The Christmas Market ever since I found out I was coming to Germany, as it was one of the first things people told me I should be excited about.  Then, in early November I first started seeing the buildings go up.  Construction took over two weeks, and every day on my way to or from work I would walk through Konigsplatz past signs for gluhwein and bratwurst, and smile, thinking about how awesome December was going to be.

And finally it was open!  I walked around it a total happy daze and eventually got a currywurst from that stand above with the pepper on it, and my very first gluhwein in a tiny boot.

There would be a fire in that thing come nightfall!

All around me, Germans were happily congregating for their own first drink of the season.  I got the impression they all had been looking forward to this as much as I was.  I was camped out here next to three truly adorable old men with various snow-covered hats, drinking their hot wine, laughing and taking smartphone photos of each other.

Even after I ate I couldn't make myself go home for a while.  I perused all the little shops and stands, and got ideas for presents.  Finally I left, but immediately texted my friend Jocelyne with the idea that we visit the market that night after work. :)

Positively delightful animatronic display in a store window

Delish roasted nuts

So, pretty much everything about The Christmas Market is awesome, but unquestionably the very best thing (just ask any German) is the hot spiced wine, called gluhwein, which is available in vast quantities and varieties all over the market.  Red, white, doctored with fruit bits, or rum, it's all good.  All hot, delicious, winey amazingness.

This, technically, isn't even gluhwein, it's another variety that was described to me by the nice lady behind the bar as having "more sugar and more alcohol" than regular gluhwein.  Fantabulous.

There is a ton of delicious food all over the damn place as well.  Counting all the quick stops on the way home from work and stuff, I've kind of been to the Christmas Market rather a lot, and so have had ample opportunity to sample a hefty variety of offerings.  Aside from the mandatory (and delicious) bratwurst and currywurst, I've also had Langos, which is fried bread with your choice of toppings, either sweet or savory; roasted potatoes with creamy dill sauce on top; roasted veggies and potatoes with a spicy tomato sauce; deep-fried apple slices topped with cinnamon and sugar; German Hawaiian pizza, and my absolute favorite offering of the Market -- a think-cut slab of spit-roasted ham served on a crusty roll, with a generous topping of sauerkraut and tatziki sauce.  I know this sounds weird but the flavors are perfect.  I've had this twice and just may make it a third before I say goodbye to this year's Christmas Market come Friday morning.  Everything is served as casual and friendly as can be, on paper, with minimal fuss and minimal waste.  It's very German and really, this whole Market epitomizes exactly what I love about Germany and German culture.  For example, instead of serving drinks in disposable cups, they come in reusable mugs and you pay a 2 euro deposit along with the cost of your drink.  After, you bring the cup back and receive your 2 euros in exchange.  It's brilliantly simple -- cuts way back on waste and gets people to bus their own tables.  Genius!!

I know there are Christmas Markets in America; I've never been to one but I just can't imagine that it's anything like this is here.  I just feel like... the atmosphere would be totally different.  Despite the free-flowing alcohol of multiple strengths and varieties, offered pretty much right on the street from 11:00 AM onwards, I've never seen a visibly drunk person at the Market.  My first afternoon, sipping gluhwein, happy as a clam and taking everything in, I had this flash that if this were to happen in America, it would be housed in a convention center over a weekend, you'd have to pay to get in and then wait in the ID-check line before getting your bracelet so you could wait in an even longer line to buy some overpriced gluhwein.  It would be served in a plastic cup and there would be a ton of mess and waste.  My general thought (possibly a tiny bit unfocused from my second cup of gluhwein in which I had requested a shot of amaretto) that in America there would just be too much dickishness.  I don't even know what I meant by dickishness, but that's the word that continues to stand out.  Anyway.

I've been to the Market a fair few times, and twice was on various Saturdays where I hoped to get my serious Christmas shopping knocked out.  And Holy Crap, the crowds that throng to the Kassel Christmas Market on Saturdays are no joke.  Everyone was still completely chill, it was just my own crowd-anxiety acting up.  But man... do Germans love the hell out of Christmas.  In taking my first real hard look at the offered merchandise, I have to admit I was just a little disappointed at a fair percentage of it.  Maybe my expectations had been raised too high, but I was surprised at how many shops and stands were selling mass-produced stuff, some of which looked awfully similar to the "authentic Nubian jewelry" I kept getting pressured to buy in Egypt.  It was disheartening at first, but after some patient and dedicated searching I was able to suss out where the good stuff was, and made some good buys to put under the tree when I get home.

Also, just a peaceful blessing to not have to worry about freaking haggling.  Just sayin'.

One of my favorite trips to the Market happened just tonight.  I met one of my students there, and we had a truly excellent time.  Ate some langos, sipped on some white gluhwein, and tried German eggnog, which is not American eggnog but pretty tasty.  She even rode the ferris wheel with me!  We had a great and easy conversation, and bid farewell to each other until 2014.

I loved getting to experience this wonderful part of Kassel and of Germany.  I'll never forget my first Christmas Market, and look forward to many more.

I'm also looking forward to getting on that plane come Friday... and stepping into my Christmas, the one with Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother-in-Law, adorable Baby Nephew, and Friends.  Vodka crans and Truman Capote's "A Christmas Memory" are waiting!  And The Christmas Mouse!!

Tonight with my student, we chatted about our various Christmas experiences, and as I enthused about everything I loved about this holiday -- the family and food and drink and music and movies and traditions and... she smiled and said "You are a Christmas Child."  It's true!!

Kassel: Life things, confusing things, awesome things

Dear Kassel Diary,

Why have you been so empty?

I haven't been empty!  I've been chock-fucking-full of long working days, bus rides, lesson planning, and paperwork.  Silly girl.

Yeah, it's been pretty much like that.  Still walking and talking, and working, but there has been precious little to blog about I'm afraid.  There have been no wedding supras, no happy hours at Betsy's, no hostel shenanigans to rage against, and not even one awkward scarf/skirt experience outside a mosque.

This is the truth that I learned in Istanbul.  It's the weird, challenging, hard and downright pain-in-the-ass experiences that make it truly worthwhile to live abroad.  (And I don't mean hard and challenging as in dealing with health insurance asshattery, which I happen to have had more than my fair share of recently.)  Had some wine and conversation with a friend last night, and she agreed that her best overseas memories were the "wait, whaaat?" moments.  I'm not going to pretend that I haven't been comparing the new girlfriend to the first girlfriend, because of course I have.  Georgia's on my mind, and I will probably always miss the time that I had there.  But -- you can't go back again!  Forward, only!  Hau ruck.

My newest girlfriend Kassel is pretty effing demanding, but we have managed to get out a little.  Noteworthy recent events have included:

I turned 34.  After quite a long and full workday, my excellent friend Will let me know that he had remembered my request that buffalo wings happen on my birthday!  Jocylene came by with a bottle of creatively-wrapped wine, and the three of us swung off to the Halloween Party House so Will could make buffalo magic happen.  Of course I forgot my camera, but it ended up being a very awesome, low-key and relaxing evening full of good friends and delicious fattening American food.

I had my 33rd birthday in Rome, and my 32nd in Poti, Georgia.  Ever since Ash Wednesday, 2011, my life has turned into one hell of a ride.  Next year will be a biggie -- halfway to 40.  My stomach just turned over.  But I wonder where I'll be, and what crazy nutty adventures I will have gotten myself into this time around.

Last Saturday, I went out with my friend Will and we caught my boss's band!  Yep, you read that right.  It was a very cool evening and I got to meet a couple new teachers.  Good times.

They are building the Christmas Market!  It's been slowly going up for about two weeks now, and has completely taken over Konigsplatz and Freidrichplatz.  There are lights and giant Christmas trees and signs for bratwurst and gluhwein everywhere!  I cannot even tell you how excited this makes me.  The market is supposed to open on Monday, and I can't wait to take my first wander with a cup of hot spiced wine in hand.  I've been pretty good recently about curbing my spending, but when it comes to this, all bets are off!!  ALL THE CHRISTMAS THINGS.  My excuse will be that people need Christmas presents.  Of course they do!

Is this seriously all that's been going on?  Yikes.  Other than going out to the boss's show, last Saturday was a No Pants Day, and it's kind of looking like this one will be too.  It sucks, but the fact is that my motivation to do stuff is severely hamstrung by the fact that my weekdays are so freaking exhausting.  I just want to sleep until it's afternoon and luxuriate in fuzzy pants with an elastic waist!  I might venture out for a pizza since apparently Bugsy's doesn't deliver to Kassel.  I'll probably be wearing aforementioned fuzzy pants for this miniature adventure though.  German pizza, btw, is far superior to Turkish pizza and obviously light years above Georgia's hot dog and mayonnaise-covered abominations, but they still seem awfully confused about what a pizza should actually look and taste like, for a country that is pretty damn close to Italy.  Oh well.  Someday I will make my way back to Napoli.

This may be one of the lamest posts I've ever done, so I'll amuse you with my growing list of Things That Confuse Me About Germany.

1)  Seat-Hogging.  Germans hate for you to sit next to them on buses or trams.  Even if people are standing, many people will keep their bag on the seat next to them, and act surprised if you ask them to move it.  As someone coming from Eastern Europe, where a seat on public transit was more precious than gold, this drives me crazy.

2)  Streetlights so dim they're almost completely useless.

3)  Recycling gymnastics.  For a forward-thinking country that is really excited about recycling, damn if they do not make this whole situation freaking difficult to follow.  I have a friend who's been here for three years, and he still does not know all the ins and outs of How to Recycle in Germany.  Whatever happened to just having a freaking recycling bin next to the trash bin, people?

4)  Nose-blowing.  A German will clear his sinuses with gusto, anywhere, anytime.  Table in a crowded restaurant?  In a shared elevator?  Standing in a stuffed tram?  In class?  Take a deep breath and send that rumbling honk up to meet the angels, baby.

5)  Not turning on lights during the day, even if outside it is so dark and grey that it's practically the middle of the night.

6)  Germans seem to take off sick really frequently.  And they stay sick (out) for a while.  I mean, I guess it's good that they don't want to spread germs, but I don't get paid if I don't work, so I hope they're not horrified when I show up to teach with a 101 fever.  That should be an interesting class.  At least I know I don't have to hold back when it's time to blow my nose.

7)  "Hallo!" and "Tchus!"  Germans have this really big thing about hellos and goodbyes.  Share an elevator with a total stranger?  You better the hell be sure to greet them and say farewell on your way out.  Pass someone (another stranger) in the hall on the way to your next class?  "Hallo!"  Pick up your bags from the grocery register?  That transaction isn't over until "Tchus!"  Leaving the coffeeshop?  Make sure you say goodbye to your barista on the way out the door.  Also, in America, "thank you" can sometimes be interchanged for "goodbye" in these situations.  Not so here.  Danke is danke, and tchus is tchus.  Let's not confuse things.

8)  Jaywalking makes you an outright rebel, even if there are no cars in sight.


And before my favorite trolls burst a blood vessel in their haste to tell me that I should go home and never leave the house again because I have the stunning audacity to think some things are weird in a new country, here are some things I really like about Germany so far.

1)  I actually really like the hello and goodbye thing.  It takes some getting used to, but it's a fairly perfect illustration of Germans' friendliness and directness.

2)  Buses and trams that are usually not filled to bursting and on time.

3)  Schnitzel.  'Nuff said.

4)  How clean everything is.  It is a very welcome change from Eastern Europe.

5)  Another example of friendliness and directness, people are always doing little things to help you.  Whether it's a dude standing in an open tram door to make sure it doesn't shut as you're sprinting towards it, or an old lady explaining through charades that the proper way to put your bottles on the grocery belt is to lay them down so they don't tip over.  (Everyone does this, I had just never noticed.)  More than once, I'll be having a Language Challenge Moment, and someone will volunteer to translate for me.  It's really awesome, sort of a community-taking-care-of-itself feeling.

6)  Also, speaking of things being on time, Germans have punctuality down to a science.

7)  One of my favorite things about being here is that it seems that people are just more comfortable in their own skin.  After the social conservativeness of many places I've lived recently (definitely including DC), it's just freaking awesome to see an older lady rocking the facial piercings and spiked, blue-streaked hair.  There are a lot of body types here as well; Germans seem a lot more liberated than Americans when it comes to concepts of beauty.

8)  Food choices.  Holy crap, do I really live in a not-US city that actually has restaurants that serve food from different parts of the world???  There is a Thai restaurant and two Japanese noodle shops within walking distance of my apartment.  After Turkish Food All the Time, and Georgian Food All the Time, this is wonderful.  On my last trip to the grocery store, I actually saw (and bought) a jar of tikka masala sauce.  Amazing!!

9)  And of course, the Christmas Market!


So this is my German life, as it stands.  Not too shabby, I suppose.  I really need to learn how to not lesson plan so much.  Right now though, it is definitely time for some salty German pizza.  Peace out everyone.

Kassel: Fun to be had

So.  What's been goin' on?

Still here in Kassel, working my ass off and with unfortunately not a whole lot to show for it yet.  As something that should come as absolutely no surprise to anybody (including me), certain aspects of this job were not exactly as described.  I still really like it here, and enjoy the actual teaching part, which is a step up from past locations.  But a few very significant details are going to need to be tweaked in the days and weeks to come.  Days, more so than weeks, really.  I have a meeting with my employer on Friday to hash some stuff out, so I'd like to stay vague until then, at least.  I'm really hoping we can come to some sort of arrangement or solution that works for everyone, because I really love living here and I'd very much like to stay.  (To say nothing on the truly incredible sum I've already spent making the investment to come and to live here.  Just sayin'.)

Work is... good and bad.  Like I said, the classes are all pretty decent.  Some are better than others, and there are certainly some challenges and frustrations, but there are also classes that are a genuine pleasure, and they outweigh the other side considerably.  The prep and paperwork is significant though, and eats into my free time like a fat kid diving into his birthday cake.  And the travel/commuting sucks rocks.  Basically, I work six days a week, and get paid for an average of 24 hours, and I don't even have a full schedule yet.  But, that's just the way it is.  This is what I get instead of feeling like the worst human being on the planet because I just spent six hours screaming at children.  I'll take it.

When I'm not actually working, here's some of what I've been getting up to.

One of the best things about Kassel is its green spaces.  A couple weeks ago, I went out for brunch with my new friend Jocelyne, and afterwards we wandered around this very pretty park, enjoying the fall colors.

As I think I've mentioned, Kassel has a fairly significant Turkish population.  This means a decent number of Turkish restaurants scattered about town.  I'd gotten Iskender for lunch in one cafe and had been very disappointed.  But this night, Jocelyne and I tried a Turkish place that had been recommended, and it was amazing!  And -- they even had Efes.  I ordered in Turkish and charmed the hell out of our waiter.  My efforts earned us several free shots of raki!

What country am I in??

On my next official Free Day (Saturday), I took myself back to the Bergpark Wilhelmshöhe and hiked around for about two hours, taking advantage of what was likely to be the last of pretty fall.  (Rainy, windy, cold, horrible fall has taken over now for sure!)

I've said it before, but Germany is nothing if not The Land of Fairy Tales.  Everywhere I look I see the beginnings of a story -- and every one of them have elves and princesses with swords.

Aquaduct!

Whomping Willow

I really loved this walk around the park.  Since I'd been there before, I didn't feel the need to truck it all the way up to the Hercules.  Instead I explored side paths and wandered off into the woods in search of witches.  I didn't find any, but I did find these!

Mysterious dark circle of trees

Tiny gingerbread house at a crossroads

And wtf is this??

Needless to say, I did not manage to lose my way and find myself in Fabletown despite my best efforts, and got myself down the hill just before sundown to enjoy a fantabulous bacon cheeseburger at Kassel's very own American restaurant, Route 66.  An excellent day.

But don't think that it's been all work and communing with nature!  Oh no, there have been shenanigans.  Of course, nowhere near Georgia-level shenanigans, but still.

Two weekends ago Jocelyne and I happened upon a small fair going on downtown.  I had my first currywurst (and ruined a white sweater in the process), and failed to convince her to ride the ferris wheel with me.  Lame! :p

This night was significant mainly because later we would happen upon an Irish bar and find it completely overrun with pigeon racers (truth), but also because it was here that I had my first beirgarten beer.

It's Germany, motherfuckers

And finally, Halloween happened.

I was an evil nurse, a costume born out of the fact that they had a nurse costume (coat and hat) and some devil horns for sale when I stepped into the Tedi, which is the European Dollar (Euro) Store.  I picked up some fake tattoos from Claire's at the mall (that's how you know I'm back in civilization -- mall and a Claire's), and doctored up my outfit a little with a red whiteboard marker.  Add a little makeup, and...

Jocelyne injecting me with my own "syringe" (also found at the Tedi)

It was a great party, thrown by three other teachers working for my company.  Lots of good times (and beer pong!), and then the next day I went back there with my friend Will and we made up some of the best chicken wings I have ever had in my whole life.  And yes -- of course the sauce had been brought from America!

So that's been life in Kassel.  Not a bad scene at all, except of course for those pesky things obliquely mentioned in the first paragraph.  Again, really hope some sort of solution can be reached, because how in the hell could I ever leave the Land of Fairytales (and pigeon racing, and second-best shenanigans) to come home to the cold shower of American reality.  I mean... yikes.

Hope everyone is well and happy.  Here's to following your dreams -- even if they do turn out to be scary hella expensive.

The Valley of the Kings

It's just after noon on another grey and chilly Monday in Kassel.  I had what in no way could be called a bad weekend, especially if you lump in some excellent Thursday night shenanigans with the concept of "weekend".  I drank a couple decent gin n' tonics (lemon instead of lime, why Europe???), sang 90s songs (Wallflowers and The Verve Pipe, baby), took a walk in a park, and discovered the truth about Budweiser.  I also had a two-hour meeting on Saturday morning, and did company paperwork and planning for six hours on Sunday.

But now it's Monday, and due to several of my classes being on break or not having started yet, I don't have to be anywhere for a few hours yet.  SO, let's knock out one of these blogging albatrosses, otherwise known as "What I Did in Egypt".

When I last left you on the banks of the River Nile, I had just come off of an incredible day touring the Temple of Horus, Karnak, and Luxor.  Sisyphus once again was stuffed to bursting in preparation for our flight to Cairo, but before Ismail and the group could say goodbye to each other, there was one more 5:30 AM wake-up call.

We were going to the Valley of the Kings.

That is a terrible picture, but it's the best one I have of the Valley because they do not allow you to take photos at the site at all.  Not even outside, which frankly is completely ridiculous.  So this is from the parking lot.  In fact, there are signs everywhere telling people to leave their cameras on the bus.  I did not, and as it turns out that would be a very fortuitous decision on my part!

I was just so, so excited about being here.  I can't even tell you.  Up to this point in my life, this was the single best thing that had ever happened to me.  There were tears again, discrete little ones behind big sunglasses.  I wanted to see everything, but unfortunately the Egyptians were one step ahead of me.

There are 65 known tombs in the Valley of the Kings.  When you buy your ticket, it allows you to choose a maximum of three to go inside and visit.  And sadly, most of the truly famous ones (including Ramses II and Hatshepsut) are closed to the public.  Ismail recommended we visit the tombs of Merenptah, who was Ramses II's son and successor, and then Ramses III and Ramses IX.  So that's what we did.  Tour guides are no longer allowed to go down into the tombs with their groups, so Ismail gave us the highlights and then let us loose.

Inside the Tomb of Merenptah

Merenptah's sarcophagus

Incredible art on the tomb walls, sadly slightly blurry due to illegality

Yeah, so.  Balls to that no photos rule.  It just so happened that the tomb wasn't very crowded at the moment we went inside (everyone in that first photo is from my group), so I and a couple others decided to risk a stay in Egyptian jail for visual proof of one of the coolest things I have ever done.

I unfortunately wasn't able to grab any photos inside the tomb of Ramses III though.  It was more crowded and there was a steady passage of guards wandering through.  I remember it being incredible, of course, and at the end there seemed to be a collapsed or unexcavated passage that was dark and closed to the public.  I should have been an Egyptologist!  Maybe in the next life.

After Ramses III, I broke off from the group because I was about to do something incredibly special.  The one exception to the "no famous tombs are open" statement is nothing less than the most famous tomb of them all -- the tomb of Tutankhamun.  Keeping true to their Egyptian spirit, this particular tomb is not included in your choice of three.  You need to buy a separate ticket to visit Tutankhamun, at a cost of 100 EGP.

That might sound like a lot, but it's about the equivalent of fourteen dollars.

The fact is though, it didn't really matter how much it cost.  I probably would have paid 100 USD for this.  Because let's be real -- there is ONE Valley of the Kings and ONE Tutankhamun's tomb, and this very probably is going to be my ONE -- my very much one and only chance -- to see it.

I was the only one from my group to pay for the Tutankhamun ticket.  The only one.  No one else apparently thought it was worth it to come to Egypt and pony up fourteen freaking dollars.  Well, okay.  Each to their own, of course.  I hope you enjoyed the hell out of whatever it was you spent that fourteen dollars on instead.

But.

This meant I was alone in Tutankhamun's tomb.  Alone, that is, expect of course for the guide/security guard who climbed down in there with me to make sure I kept my hands to myself and also of course to get his baksheesh.  And wouldn't you know, this turned out to be the one time in Egypt when baksheesh culture ended up working in my favor.

Tutankhamun's mummy is actually here; it's the one mummy displayed for general viewing in the Valley.  I did not get a photo of the mummy (sadness), but the guy raised the barrier and let me go right up to the glass for a better view.  He gave me his flashlight and let me poke my head into one of the treasure rooms (now dark and empty, but still completely amazing).  On the other side of the main room, he showed me where to lean over the railing to see an incredible wall painting of Horus and Anubis (I think it was those two).

And then he let me take a picture.  Hell, he took my picture.

I'm the same color as my shirt.  It was freaking hot in there.

I think this guy would have sold me the mummy if I'd asked him.  Needless to say, I paid happily and handsomely for my privileges, and we both climbed out of Tutankhamun's tomb feeling very satisfied with our fifteen minutes.

This was one of the most memorable and generally mind-blowing things that has ever happened to me.  I know I'm saying that quite a bit in these Egypt posts, but every one of them is true.  I've never felt so incredibly fortunate.  The trip.  Of.  A LIFETIME.

I rejoined the group, and we walked over to our last tomb of the day, Rameses IX.  This tomb is interesting in part because it has been heavily defaced with Coptic and Roman graffiti.  Such barbarians.

The tomb of Rameses IX

I was only able to get off one hip shot here, but you at least can see the extent of the decoration.  Completely incredible.  We're walking down to the burial chamber; you can see the hulk of the sarcophagus there at the end.

And that, my dear friends, was the Valley of the Kings.  Had I been by myself, I would have bought a complete second ticket, and gone on to visit three more tombs.  But unfortunately there was an air-conditioned minibus to get to, and several more things to see before I would board my place to Cairo.  So we said our farewells to Tutankhamun and the various Rameses, and headed off to Queen Hatshepsut's Mortuary Temple.

I haven't said much about the heat so far in this post, but let me just take a sec to do so now.  June in the freaking Egyptian desert is no joke.  Without exaggeration, I have never in my life felt anything like this, and hope to hell I don't again.  It was almost unreal.  In a weird, heatstroke kind of way, the extreme temperatures almost added to the experience.  It certainly lent a particular facet of "unforgettable."

After the breathtaking ordeal that was visiting the temple, the group took refuge at the shady cafe and hydrated for a few minutes.  I spied an Efes in the cooler, and was ecstatic for exactly seventeen seconds before I spied the "alcohol free".  Giant sigh.  Switched to coke.  Oh well, it was still not even noon yet, despite my having been up for almost seven hours.

Last stop of the tour was the Valley of the Queens.  Which Ismail told me is actually kind of a misleading name.  It's the burial place for all of the king's family -- his kids, parents, etc... and his wife (wives).  There were three people in our group who had booked with a different company, and their tour included a trip to Queen's Valley when the rest of ours did not.  Ismail gave the rest of us the option to buy the ticket individually, and again I was the only one to decide to do this!

We visited two tombs in the Valley of the Queens, both for children of Rameses II I believe.  It's terribly unfortunate, but I didn't make proper note of this at the time, and now have forgotten.  One thing that did make the Valley of the Queens memorable -- due to these tombs not being quite so famous as their brethren over in the next valley, they're in far better condition and the wall paintings here were amazing.  I wish I could have gotten some photos, but the guards were like hawks here.  I did get a couple shots of outside though.

What would a day in Egypt be without a Baksheesh Shakedown?  At the first Queen's Valley tomb we visited, the man punching tickets would not let me into the tomb until I took from him a dilapidated piece of cardboard.  "Fan!" he said enthusiastically.  Of course, you know where this goes.  On my way out, once again he physically blocked my way until I paid him for the privilege of using his "fan".

"Why are you bitching about this?" you may ask.  "You just ranted that 100 EGP was about 14 USD, and now you're complaining about forking over the equivalent of 75 cents?"

Well, yeah.  I am.  It's not about the money.  As I explained up in King Tut's tomb, I am perfectly happy to exchange goods (money) for services.  This is not a foreign concept to me.  I'm an American, and we're know for being the most generous tippers in the world.  I almost always tip higher than what's considered average for where I am, even if service was less than great.  I understand that people in the service industry depend on tips, and don't begrudge my expected contribution to this system one bit.

But I hate being bullied.  I hate being taken for a ride, manipulated, shaken down, take your pick.  It's the principle of the thing.  I'm not going to cheerfully accept someone trying to take advantage of me.  Money really has very little to do with it.

So there's that.  Baksheesh rant over. For now.  (I'm almost definitely going to get some comment troll about this one, but whatever.)

On the way back, we stopped for a quick photo op at the Colossus of Memnon.  (Colossi?)

And then it was time to say a grateful farewell to Ismail and the Tower Prestige.  I've probably never been happier with value for money as I was with this cruise.  In fact, the only big-ticket item we missed was Abu Simbel, because we didn't get that far south.  I can, and will, recommend this trip to anyone.  Completely safe, completely comfy, and days packed from start to finish with sights you'll never forget.

And then I flew to Cairo.